I stare into her inviting eyes
She has an interesting accent
I adore her sexual laugh
I am falling for her sensual smile
She has a friend with her
As do I
The possibilities of this night become exciting
The potential beyond this night a prospect to be considered
The ladies leave to refresh themselves
Leaving me and my friend waiting in anticipation
Business is picking up for this night out
The fun has only just started to begin
One of the ladies comes back
But alas, not the one meant for me
I am momentarily dejected
Then she arrives on the dance floor
So this opportunity is there to be taken
I simply need to walk down these steps
Then who knows what will happen
Therefore I begin the small journey to her
A simple four steps to the dance floor
A journey I have done numerous times
This club is like home from home
And this woman is a very welcome guest
However, disaster strikes!
I slip on the second step
A spilled pint of beer is my undoing
But the embarrassment does not end there
As I fly through the air like a new breed of hippo
A flailing foot strikes the potential new beau
To the floor she is sent
Her head banging into a wooden pole
Now really I should tend to her aid
But instead I get up and run
I grab my friend from the mouth of the other lady
And into the night we flee!
