Colonel Hartland Sanders
Is a hero to many folk
Of this I am quite sure
I assure you it’s no joke
For he introduced to the world
What we know as KFC
The wonderful Kentucky Fried Chicken
That is loved by you and me
We thank him for the special blend
Of eleven herbs and spices
My only real KFC complaint
Is about the bloody prices!
But sometimes you just have to go
So you can gobble down your Zinger
Or whatever food you choose to have
You just let that flavour linger
Oh, that wonderful chicken!
Even the sides are absolutely ace
I mean have you tasted that gravy?
KFC, oh what a place!
This poem is dedicated to the great man that is Damian Wright…